Klaus and Double Dealer duke it out on a spirit mask. Experts of Justice, Hess Task Force.
Klaus and Double Dealer's singularity, Dawn.  
Klaus always manages to die int he most interesting places pwnd
Mmm.. Nemesis Staff.  
Where does one file for hero sexual harrasment?  
  Experts group shot right before the fight with Burkham.
The Vahzilok's latest weapon.. invisible embalmed! Atta didn't have a very good day. Hinomizu stole his throne!
So Scott was on this mission full of Galaxies... Hey wait!
  Who invited the robots to our Hydra party?
Hey.. what's that Vampyri doing there? The Paragon Power Company. Only the most diciplined, individuals ar- dammit Enola, AT EASE!
There was purple stuff flying everywhere! Some of us just lack control.
Tempest went on this mission with a bunch of kitties one day. It was like a furry luau. Ah well.. party on!
Even the Circle of Thorns love Klaus. Capacitor 1, Babbage 0. (Yes yes, all thanks to Radiation Infection, er.. his team.)

Is that green glow like Accelerated Metabolism?

 This is why robot prejudice exists.
  Watch where you point that thing.
Expects of Justice respec trial #1. Experts +1 respec trial #2!
Damn tourists. (1152x864,500kb image) You wouldn't like Burning Skies when he's angry.
So Vic.. is this really a good look for me? Will I even fit thru doors with this contraption on?
I am not the kinetic defender you are looking for. I think I should have gotten a Tetnus shot beforehand.
We got a great big convoy.. flyin' thru the skies. Scott and Alannah.. super spies extrodinare!
Energy secondary + Nemesis Staff = Ultimate Knockback god! Scott's Chameleon Suit gathers a crowd.
  The people are just intruiged by his bold fashion statement.
Sunset in Founder's Falls. And whose Tenebrous Tentacles are those on the Envoy of Shadows?
  Excuse me, I was looking for the self help section...
Even the skies open up for Hyperion. And then he had the nerve to plant an Auto Turret in my back.
Tempest is its own fog machine. Some lvl 50s have a great sense of humor. He had an AFK message that read:
" He jacked my costume --> "
Capacitor in the Chameleon Suit... Freak VS Freak! You want out? But you're totally safe in there!
With some help from Metalonia in Cryonite Armor.  
Inviso-fire-fender! Capacitor wants YOU to join the Freakshow.
Tempest celebrates a victory against the Banished Pantheon, and wears his new Fire Shield with pride. If the badge fits, wear it.
He shows off his new fire-tank-like abilities. The boys at Fire Base Zulu know how to stay alive. Exercise every day!
But no one seems to care. Alas, not all heroes heed their advice.
Apparently giant squids explode with the same energy ring as the Death Star. Robots can't possibly understand the strange ways of humanoids, or the devices they make.
  When you don't have to worry about debt, death is a joke to most lower level heroes.
Tempest and Frisky Twilight show off their nifty temporary powers. Go golf club of justice! And you thought the bad guys were mean to the heroes. (animated .gif)
All heroes should start their morning with warm up excersises. But some heroes are just lazy. Nightwatch sucks solo, so HIzu (in Chameleon suit disguise) keeps this Streng pumpkin company.
It's important to note that giant robots also explode with Death Star energy rings.  
Alright heroes, 8 tentacles down, just the head left and... ...so close!
Echo's romp in the Chameleon suit let him roll with the bad boys.  
Rock, paper, scissors?  
  Scott... as an archer? Sexy.
Tossing thugs 100ft in the air with Telekenisis? Priceless. .....we saved a Troll??
Some Experts thank Hype.. because his player did a cool Halloween picture for 'em. Hyperion leveling up.
Boy is this guy creepy. Doctor Vahzilok.. up close and personal.
Og the Caveman and Doug the Troll finally meet up! They flex and show off.
Og shows off his wintergear. Then have a pow-wow!
Hamidon from afar is like its own galaxy. A little closer, more like a jello mold.
We prepare to take on the Hamidon. All together now!
Rikti bosses have the coolest designs. Hyperion hitting level 48!
Slip-stream and company take on Jack in Irons. Eochai waits patiently in the background. Eochai the giant Pumpkin King fears us!
While the rest of the Orphans take on the Archvillain Burkeholder, Holla Back tries to jumpstart the giant Mech Man. Slip-stream is full of stars...
Hinomizu was granted the use of a special sword for a few days. It was heavy tho'; he was glad to return it. Launchin the Warburg rocket is a pain in the ass.
A victory celebration infront of the giant Mech Man. Robo abuse!
Slip-stream and company take on the Kronos Titan! Thunderous Echo's not that bad a hero. Here he helps a local Tuatha raise up a hange stone.
Thunderous Echo in a pick up group takes on the Devouring Earth monster, Jurassik. Everyone loves its car-onna-stick.
Stateman, being held prisoner by Tyrant of Praetorian Earth.  
The man... Tyrant. Afterward, we celebrate freeing Statesman.
But wait, um... shouldn't this be the other way around? Slip-stream got a nifty axe as a temp power.
Having a controller buddy confuse the Avalanche Shaman so they turn against their troops? Priceless. Capacitor discovers why FrostFire is always on the loose.
Some Paragon Protectors become lazy after they hit Moment of Glory, so heroes are wise to bring something to entertain them in the duration. Others are not so lazy, and can catch heroes by surprise.
Sli-stream shows off the nifty Nemesis Staff. To the skies, to cast down lightening on the villains!
Freak tanks weigh a lot. .. a whole lot.
Klaus tried to explain that they Crey Crisis Units needed to move out of his way so he could get into the building. Double Dealer ended those negotiations a bit early.
A shot of the many, many eggs from Triumph's egg hunt. I was Egg 867-5309. (large image) Hinomizu showing off the awesomely detailed Nemesis Staff.
Tempest wonders how the Zenith Mek's can stand the abuse they endure with the Council. Klaus and Double Dealer spot the elusive Croatoa lake monster, Sally!
Experts respec trial #3. A group photo, but Windchime's red bubble is still up. That'll scew with the group photo. The gang tries to pop the bubble with baseball bats...
Ahh, now everyone smile! Yes he is.
Here's why. This is such a fun kick.
So's this one. And again!
Klaus normally isn't a gun kinda guy. But this one was too damn cool to pass up. Another day ends in Paragon City.
Dreck's not so tough. He may avoid the sweep kick... But the gut kick was solid-on.
Those crazy Trolls. They'll fight anywhere. Klaus started the 'hero' gig some time after th 5th Colemn was obliterated. Still, remnants remain...
It's the best when Klaus leaps off their heads. C'mon Seige, is that the best you can do? Missed me again!
What happens to an android when lightning strikes it? Results don't seem favourable to Nightstar.
Rikti cam!  
  The Experts of Justice gather before assisting Sister Psyche.
  Some people are a little too repressed.
  Who knew City supported alternate lifestyles?
Hinomizu does his best 'anime character on a light pole' impression. Klaus tries to explain how he and Double Dealer accidentally ended up on the villain's entrace of Pocket D, but I don't think the Host is buying it.
Again with the leaping off their heads! Is that the best you've got?
Solid kick to the chest. Hizu has noticed this building has a slight water leak.
Damn Circle Wraiths are pervs!  
This would have probably really hurt if Klaus wasn't a Super Reflexes guy.  
The giant mech man really is pretty .. giant. This was the 'Argh stay still!' battle.
Klaus and White Sapphire try to break Double Dealer free of a self-imposed icy prison. It's not so much that Hizu is short. (Well, he is 5'3".) It's more that the Freakshow are HUGE.
Boy that Nemesis Sfaff sure gets around.  
Partical Canons really do a number on the Hydra head. All giant monsters explode in rays of light.
But not so much damage on the Rikti. Still it's fun to shoot them. A celebration afterward.
This is why Klaus wears shoes with rubber soles. Anti-Matter signs for Klaus and DD's doom.
But they put up a fight despite! And in the end, Anti-Matter destructs.
Uh... so how exactly does this de/buffage calculate out? Echo wonders what the building inspector was on to pass this piece of work.
An EoJ groupshot after Manticore's TF. EoJ + Caveman Etc after a Citadel run.
So this little poliec bot was guarding the elevators at Portal Corps.... Gasp! An evil Police Drone!
Okay level 1... but how many slots do you have? And where are the proofs of your success?
This is a double whammy. POW kick in the chest, WHAM cargo box follow-up. Klaus is again glad to be wearing rubber soled shoes.
When monsters come as big as Babbage, Klaus has to settle for leaping off their knees. Apparently Pocket D is an equal opportunty employer.
A huge congratulations to Double Dealer for hitting level 50! Klaus hit 50 shortly after.
It's a win-win scheme! How could it go wrong? Cease your tyrannical ways, Nemesis!
From our Eden Trial, inside after completion. And outside, with missing team member.
So apparently the Circle has taken to rooftop executions... I imagine this is what aftermath of the raves from the 90s looked like. "Uh.. what? Daylight? Where am I? How did I get here?"
The Terra Volta Reactor is saved once again! Better living thru radiation.
Second round the following night. Successful again! So.... have you ever looked closely at the side of a Void's face? On each side... is a face! Creeeeeepy.
Rock and a hard place: In order to get to the final mission objective Echo has to deal with a Comm Officer, assorted Rikti, and a Behemoth-spawning Portal. Pff. Echo and C'Kelkah, the Rikti Ambassador.
Short and sweet is not always a good thing. Maybe if Scott's Assault Rifle had an MP3 player I would have not retired him. Nahhhh...
Silly bad guy, what are you doing in Paragon? Um.... yeah....
Hizu finds a Red Ink Man Convention, apparently. Oh Azuria. A level 5 Hellion is clever enough to break into our vault. Nemesis is the least of your worries.
I find this mission especially interesting for Hizu, because in my own universe there is a dark side to him, that causes him to become a demon for a while. Never a good thing.
The Experts gather around Faathim the Kind after saving him in the Shadow Shard. This is a statement to overachievement. The absolute minimum of badges you can collect getting to 50.
And I thought this was a cute bio.